Paddy and Murphy

[D3L1V3R4NC3]

Paddy and Murphy need a good drink but only have 50p between them. Paddy has an idea he takes the cash to the butchers and buys a sausage. They enter the first bar and order 2 pints of Guiness and down them in one. When the barman asks for payment, Paddy puts the sausage into his fly and Murphy sucks it!!! The barman goes mental and kicks them both out!!!

By the tenth pub the pair are drunk and Murphy says "I cant do this anymore my knees have gone" Paddy replies "YOUR KNEES!!! I lost the f***ing sausage in the second pub!!!!!"

[SteveAdmin]

Genius Joke! Welcome to the forums and thanks for contributing your comic gold can we get a whole thread of Paddy & Murphy jokes going now?

[D3L1V3R4NC3]

Ok Ok so its old but here goes

Paddy and Murphy working on the 44th floor of the World Trade Center fitting some doors, Paddy turns to Murphy and says go get a plane and take some off the top!!!!!!